you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?
the concert pianists?
but you, the tumblr blogger
I was addicted to soap once
I’m clean now
attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon